The Bachelor has been quite the emotional rollercoaster ride — and it isn’t even over yet!
We mean, during Monday’s episode alone, there was a confrontation with an ex, a surprising elimination, AND an exotic trip to Finland. And we’re SO about it!
Now, if you missed the latest installment of the ABC dating competition, there is no need to fret because we have you covered! Be sure to ch-ch-check out our recap for The Bachelor (below). WARNING: There are a BUNCH of spoilers ahead…
Andi & Nick Have A Heart To Heart
As you may recall, at the end of last week’s episode, Bachelor Nick Viall‘s ex Andi Dorfman popped by for a surprise visit. Awkward!
In case you forgot, Miz Dorfman famously broke the 36-year-old’s heart when she chose Josh Murray over him during season 10 of The Bachelorette. And after it seemed like Nick didn’t really have a grasp on his feelings this season, his former flame sat him down and gave him some seriously needed tough love!
Nick Says Goodbye To Corinne & Her Platinum Vagine
While it’s commonly accepted that the villain of The Bachelor almost never wins, we were shocked to see Corinne go. For starters, Viall seemed to really enjoy his hometown visit with the blonde businesswoman. Not to mention, the Wisconsin native has defended the TV stand-out pretty much until the cows come home (not that Corinne would ever work with cows again in her life, LOLz).
And despite being the most basic woman we’ve ever seen on TV, the 24-year-old had a pretty dope feminist moment as she departed in her limo. Fingers crossed Corinne pops up on Bachelor In Paradise!
Raven Says “I Love You”
We smell a front runner. As you all know by now, Rachel Lindsay has been named the next Bachelorette — even though she’s currently a contender for Nick’s heart. Now, we all wish Nick could’ve gotten his head out of his ass for a minute to realize that Rach is the ULTIMATE catch, but alas she’ll be heading home at some point in an upcoming episode!
So it pretty much comes down to Raven and Vanessa as the final ladies vying for Nick’s love and attention. And after this episode, we have a feeling Miz Raven will walk away the victor. Why? Well, in addition to having some Mila Kunis looking eyes, the Southern princess told Viall she loved him as they spent one on one time in Finland (oh yeah, Nick brought the final three ladies to Finland).
Also, Raven accepted Nick’s invitation to the Fantasy Suite — but not before telling him that her old boyfriend never made her orgasm. We guess we’ll have to wait until next week to see if Nick rises *sorry had to* to the occasion.
Be sure to tune into ABC at 8 p.m. ET next week for more Bachelor drama! You won’t regret it!
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