Scooby Doo, Kris Jenner, Beyoncé Were Write-In Candidates for Alabama Senate Seat

Kris Jenner, Senate prospect. Image by means of Getty.

When they defied celebration obligation to decline a guy implicated of serial kid molestation,

Alabama citizens spoke clear and loud previously this month. There was a little contingent of write-in citizens who made their voices heard as well, and they stated: fuck it!

They’re amongst the roughly 22,800 citizens whose write-in prospects are visited the Alabama State election archives sprayed with a vibrant cast of recognized folks such as Matthew McConaughey, Kerry Underwood [sic], Mickey Mouse (a popular write-in), Jesus Christ, and Santa Claus.

Consider, for a minute, exactly what they’re proposing; this is not almost the prospects such as “Mmm Egg,” Bugs Bunny, Matthew McConaughey, Sponge Bob Square Pants [sic], and “No One,” “None,” “Nope,” “Not These Two.” These prospects think of an election system where we replace the 2 celebration system for a raffle system without any empty pledges, no extremely PACs, no collusion. A world where individuals like Jake, Your Mom, and “Somebody Else” share even chances of representing the American individuals as Kris Jenner, Beyoncé, and Matthew McConaughey (all write-ins).

Consider the only groan into the winds of ethical anguish by the individual who selected: “Someone With Integrity.” The recognition that our election system prefers just rich experts with: “Me.” The mind-numbing shilling of celebration lines with: “Robocall.” Infer exactly what you will from other notables such as Mel Brooks, Bozo the Clown, Any Other Republican, Beaslbob [sic], Elmer Fudd, Donald Duck, XYZ, Peyton Manning, Pepe Le Pew, Santa, Snow White, Kermit the Frog, Red Squirrel, Tim Tebow, Clint Eastwood (popular), Snoopy, Ronald Reagan, Donald Duck, Vladimir Putin, Whiskers the Cat, Do Not Fill Position Leave the Seat Open, Ben Aflac [sic].

We can do much better, they state.

Kudos to the guy or lady who stood in line at their ballot location to cast their choose “Dumb Asses.”

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